September 2009
47 posts
“A pain stabbed my heart as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going...”
“First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
— The...”
“When you’re bored do you ever wander in and out of rooms hoping that...”
Every (Bad) Crowd Has A Silver Lining College...
“(When I was in college, I used to work in the cafeteria. On this day, two girls are making fun of a third.)
Mean Girl #1: “Oooooh, a hamburger? So much for that diet.”
Mean Girl #2: “Are you kidding? She’s never been on a diet in her life!”
(The third girl who they are talking to is, for the record, very nice looking.)
Girl #3: *taken aback* “I…I worked out today. I need the protein.”
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“A gun gives you the body, not the bird. ~Henry David Thoreau”
“Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. ~Polish Proverb”
“A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never...”
10338.) i'm afraid to initiate conversations...
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